A meme. For vegans. Ⓥ

They supply the nonsense. We supply the lulz.

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jenandjun0-deactivated20130703 asked: Not only does the moon have a face, it is also made of cheese.
Very vegan-unfriendly.

Ah, very true. We vegans need a moon made of cheeze…

– Chelsea

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etreconnue asked: Like a previous commenter already coined: YOU'RE A FREAKING ROCKSTAR. YOU JUST ROCK ON SO MANY LEVELS!
Thank you for doing this.

Thanks! It needed to be done. 

– Chelsea

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veganza asked: Thanks for the LOLs and excellent responses to *those* questions. :)

Thanks! You’re welcome. :)

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: So....when you guys gonna start missions to Africa to teach the chimpanzees to stop ripping each other limb from limb?

After we get ants to stop engaging in slavery and war. I guess until then, we can stop abolitionist work and anti-war campaigns. 

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: How do I become a member of the Vegan Police?

See here.

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: It's not very appropriate to punch holes in the moon, you know. It's vandalism.

I know. I’m trying to do it in moderation.

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: What would you do if you found out plants were sentient?

I would continue to be vegan, since less plants are killed when consumed directly as opposed to being fed in large amounts to farmed animals.

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: How many holes have you punched in the moon?

I say four, but some say my first one doesn’t count. They’re just jealous.

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: I see the moon is less full than it was the other day. Is this because you punched a hole in it?

Yes, I am guilty.

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: How long do you have to be a vegan before you gain the power to punch holes in the moon?

A few months, tops. Depends on how much protein is in your diet. Nutritional yeast gives you added punching power.

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: Vegan, huh? So you can punch holes in the moon?

Yes; I punched one in last Thursday. But I don’t eat the moon because it has a face.

– Chelsea

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freedomincaptivity-deactivated2 asked: love you :) HAHA. we do need a laugh after seeing that most humans only care for themselves everyday.

Thanks! That was the point of the meme – to use humor as a way to expose and dismantle this anthropocentric attitude in society. Humans aren’t the only species on Earth. We just act like it!

– Chelsea

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mattack-deactivated20130831 asked: Anon's doctor is misinformed. There are plenty of world-class vegan athletes, the most notable is probably Carl Lewis. http://goo.gl/f9kg3

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Anonymous asked: I've always wanted to be vegan, but the deal is that I'm allergic to most legumes. I could probably get by with the few that I am not, but I'm also a very serious athlete and my nutritionist says I couldn't possibly get all the protein I need if I were vegan. Am I therefore an asshole for having to eat meat?

There are many vegans with food restrictions or allergies who get by without certain foods. If you are serious about considering going vegan, Vegan Bodybuilding & Fitness has some resources on alternatives to diet plans involving soy and other foods. The forums may help, too. You may also want to consider adding quinoa to your diet; it is a whole protein and is great as a substitute for rice. :)

– Chelsea

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Anonymous asked: Ahahahahaha, here's a protip from an "evil speciesism denier": 1. if you say the word "speciesism" in an educated crowd, do enjoy all the laughs you'll get. 2. After trolling vegans for months now, I think I can safely say I heard all the bland arguments you have. Here's mine: I don't give a fuck about the animals. Nor does 99.9% of the people who are not 16 year old white girls in an American suburb. 3. You love animals and saving their lives means everything to you? But if everyone would turn vegan, those animals who are now being farmed would not ever get born! Therefore you would kill them. BAHAHAHA, fucking fag Chink/Niglet/Spic (you must be either one)

Not all vegans are 16. Not all vegans are female. Not all vegans are white. Not all vegans are from America.

Also, never having existed is not the same as being killed. Animals aren’t sitting on some fluffy clouds in heaven just waiting to be born. Cute, maybe. But it just doesn’t work that way. In any case, exploiting or killing someone because you say it’s better than them never having been born is pretty disgusting, but that’s clearly your kind of style.

Oh, and there’s nothing quite like speciesism with a side of heterosexism and racism. I AM SHOCKED. Not.

– Chelsea

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