[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Those ASPCA commercials with the sad animals make me cry.” Bottom text: “Hillshire Farm – GO MEAT!”]