[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Pointing out that my crappy choices mean harsh consequences for others?” Bottom text: “You’re just another holier-than-thou [vegan, or insert pretty much any other rights activist here, really].”]

Yeah. It really is ALL ABOUT YOU and your petty inconveniences. 

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Oops! Looks like this restaurant isn’t too vegan-friendly!” Bottom text: “Oh, well. I guess I’ll order the mac & cheese, and a milkshake for dessert so I don’t STARVE TO DEATH.”]

Who cares about cows, chickens, pigs, or fish, right?

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Clubbing seals is sooo mean! Let’s protest!” Bottom text: “After that, we can head over to McDonald’s for lunch!”]

(Vegans who display their human privilege)

EDIT: Note that it says FRIVOLOUS habits. As in, UNNECESSARY. So all of you blathering on about scenarios wherein veganism is not an option can shut it. Because if you had actually read the caption, you’d understand that this doesn’t apply. Or you can continue to make irrelevant statements. Whichever you prefer. But the point remains that as long as consuming animals is a CHOICE (as in, it is optional, and an indulgence), there is NO FUCKING JUSTIFICATION for it, no matter how much speciesist crap comes out of your ass in defense. And it is not a right, nor does it deserve any respect. 

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “I’m vegan.” Bottom text: “But I TOTALLY respect your RIGHT to harm other animals for your frivolous habits.”]

Poor you. I feel your bullshit pain.

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Stop forcing your vegan beliefs onto others!” Bottom text: “Now, excuse me while I force my beliefs onto others by forcing them down my digestive tract.”]

Because deriving pleasure from something is a good enough excuse to continue violating someone. 

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “That’s sooo sad that male calves are torn from their mothers and killed for veal.” Bottom text: “But I just can’t live without cheese!”]