Posts tagged foodie
They supply the nonsense. We supply the lulz.
![Yeah, where’s your sense of optimism?
[Picture: Background: A green spiral. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “So what if you are chopped into bits so someone can munch on your corpse?” Bottom text: “LOL, STFU. It’s just one bad day.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljidurKRta1qheok5o1_500.jpg)
Yeah, where’s your sense of optimism?
[Picture: Background: A green spiral. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “So what if you are chopped into bits so someone can munch on your corpse?” Bottom text: “LOL, STFU. It’s just one bad day.”]
![Oh, foodies. You crack me up.
[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “Veganism is so elitist.” Bottom text: “That’s why I eat only free-range, organic unicorn meat fed the finest pixie dust, and wash it all down with the most magical of phoenix tears.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyi3wvblT1qheok5o1_500.jpg)
Oh, foodies. You crack me up.
[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “Veganism is so elitist.” Bottom text: “That’s why I eat only free-range, organic unicorn meat fed the finest pixie dust, and wash it all down with the most magical of phoenix tears.”]
![Oh, well, that changes everything, now doesn’t it?
[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I make sure I buy only local meat.” Bottom text: “Don’t worry – the locals have a good life. They’re free-range!”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtx5gYyZO1qheok5o1_500.jpg)
Oh, well, that changes everything, now doesn’t it?
[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I make sure I buy only local meat.” Bottom text: “Don’t worry – the locals have a good life. They’re free-range!”]
![Hurray for backwards priorities.
[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I would rather count food miles” Bottom text: “than the number of sentient beings who would be spared by veganism.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtuhasWCP1qheok5o1_500.jpg)
Hurray for backwards priorities.
[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I would rather count food miles” Bottom text: “than the number of sentient beings who would be spared by veganism.”]
![[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “It’s important to eat animals consciously.” Bottom text: “Otherwise, you would be eating them while you are dead. Like a zombie. And why, that’d just be silly, now, wouldn’t it?”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhkt245FfA1qheok5o1_r1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “It’s important to eat animals consciously.” Bottom text: “Otherwise, you would be eating them while you are dead. Like a zombie. And why, that’d just be silly, now, wouldn’t it?”]
