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Yeah, where’s your sense of optimism? 
[Picture: Background: A green spiral. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “So what if you are chopped into bits so someone can munch on your corpse?” Bottom text: “LOL, STFU. It’s just one bad day.”]

Yeah, where’s your sense of optimism

[Picture: Background: A green spiral. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “So what if you are chopped into bits so someone can munch on your corpse?” Bottom text: “LOL, STFU. It’s just one bad day.”]

Filed under Michael Pollan foodie foodies The Omnivore's Dilemma animals animal rights speciesism human privilege human supremacy vegan veganism meat free-range slaughter

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Oh, foodies. You crack me up.
[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “Veganism is so elitist.” Bottom text: “That’s why I eat only free-range, organic unicorn meat fed the finest pixie dust, and wash it all down with the most magical of phoenix tears.”]

Oh, foodies. You crack me up.

[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “Veganism is so elitist.” Bottom text: “That’s why I eat only free-range, organic unicorn meat fed the finest pixie dust, and wash it all down with the most magical of phoenix tears.”]

Filed under Michael Pollan The Omnivore's Dilemma animal rights animals elitist farming food foodie foodies human privilege speciesism elitism vegan veganism

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Oh, well, that changes everything, now doesn’t it?
 
[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I make sure I buy only local meat.” Bottom text: “Don’t worry – the locals have a good life. They’re free-range!”]

Oh, well, that changes everything, now doesn’t it?

[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I make sure I buy only local meat.” Bottom text: “Don’t worry – the locals have a good life. They’re free-range!”]

Filed under Mark Bittman animals dairy eggs factory farms farming food foodie foodies free-range local locavore meat speciesism vegan veganism vegetarian

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Hurray for backwards priorities. 
[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I would rather count food miles” Bottom text: “than the number of sentient beings who would be spared by veganism.”]

Hurray for backwards priorities. 

[Picture: Background: Kitchen setting. Foreground: Mark Bittman wearing a blue v-neck sweater and jeans, stirring a pot which he is indicating with a pointed finger. Has a friendly facial expression, and appears to be speaking. Top text: “I would rather count food miles” Bottom text: “than the number of sentient beings who would be spared by veganism.”]

Filed under Mark Bittman animal rights animals dairy eggs environment factory farms farming food food miles foodie foodies local locavore meat speciesism vegan veganism vegetarian

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[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “It’s important to eat animals consciously.” Bottom text: “Otherwise, you would be eating them while you are dead. Like a zombie. And why, that’d just be silly, now, wouldn’t it?”]

[Picture: Background: A close-up of the bark of a tree, indicating an outdoor scenery. Foreground: Michael Pollan wearing a light blue, vertical white-striped, buttoned-up shirt. Is wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and has a friendly smile, showing teeth. Top text: “It’s important to eat animals consciously.” Bottom text: “Otherwise, you would be eating them while you are dead. Like a zombie. And why, that’d just be silly, now, wouldn’t it?”]

Filed under Happy Meat Michael Pollan Omnivore's Dilemma foodie free-range pretentious douche speciesism zombies vegan