Mhmm…

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with pink and teal alternating. Foreground: White man with dishwater blond hair and stubbly beard, wearing a grey tweed blazer over a white buttoned shirt. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms. Top text: “Vegans are so self-righteous.” Bottom text: “Humans are so much better than animals.”]

Because fictional depictions of violence are far worse than, you know…ACTUAL violence. 

[Picture: Background: Purple, with Fem Freq logo in the top right corner. Foreground: Feminist Frequency’s Anita Sarkeesian with a serious facial expression that indicates vocal commentary. Top text: “I’d rather analyze fictional depictions of domination and violence” Bottom text: “than reexamine my real-life decision to dominate and inflict violence on other animals.”]

Who cares about cows, chickens, pigs, or fish, right?

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Clubbing seals is sooo mean! Let’s protest!” Bottom text: “After that, we can head over to McDonald’s for lunch!”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with blue and white alternating. Foreground: The face of Ingrid Newkirk from PETA, displaying an animated, gaping smile, in laughter. Top text: “A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.” Bottom text: “Therefore, PeTA doesn’t care about any of them, equally.”]

Poor you. I feel your bullshit pain.

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White girl wearing a green t-shirt, featuring African-American Sesame Street Muppets with nine different hairstyles, subtitled, “I Love My Hair.” Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and plays with her long, brown hair. Top text: “Stop forcing your vegan beliefs onto others!” Bottom text: “Now, excuse me while I force my beliefs onto others by forcing them down my digestive tract.”]

Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that.

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with pink and teal alternating. Foreground: White man with short black hair and light shadow, wearing rounded rectangular-framed glasses, and a sweat shirt over a white buttoned-up shirt. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms. Top text: “Why should Vick haters go vegan? There is a HUGE difference between fighting dogs to the death for viewing pleasure” Bottom text: “and stabbing animals to death for eating pleasure.”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with blue and white alternating. Foreground: The face of Ingrid Newkirk from PETA, displaying an animated, gaping smile, in laughter. Top text: “Consistent vegan advocacy?” Bottom text: “Screw the principle!”]